What is that in my pocket!!

 I had better watch where I put the eggs when I collect them!  Yesterday, I collected the eggs and put them in the pocket of my apron.  Today, when I was picking up that apron from a rail, out popped an egg that luckily, landed on the rug and did not break! About a month ago, I had laid one in my pocket--well, I did not LAY the egg myself, I PLACED it into my pants pocket.  When I came inside, I was leaning up against the sink and SQUISH! It broke in my pocket and there was slime and shell everywhere.  Who needs the Easter Bunny with me hiding eggs in queer places!!